if you wish to ever pay for wares:

i generally do not like to standardise prices on my commission art, because difficulty and time spent and resources are so variable from request to request and standardising costs is giving equivalence to a drawing of a character with simple clothing versus one with detailed armor which I just feel isn’t fair, so I charge mostly on a case-to-case basis depending on how many characters are there in the piece, the complexity of each, et cetera.

However, some general guidelines that apply to most things, in case you decide a custom abomination by me is essential in your existence:

• I do not draw traditional art commissions. This is because the logistics of scanning, post production, and file-sharing complicate exponentially/take longer to do
• I still am a stupid autist, so in order to not damage myself psychologically with stress/overwork there is also a margin of complexity I am willing to do before I snap in half like a twig, so don’t expect to ask a 35 character group shot with a perfect perspective background and get a yes
• despite you offering me money I still am within the right to just say no if I find what you want of me to be too outside the conceptual zone of what I draw
• look at my style, engrave my artwork in your eyeballs and optic nerve before you request, because that is the visual language you’re gonna get in your piece, don’t expect me to do a sugoi anime moe girl (seriously why do so many people ask for stuff outside of the artist’s visual language?)
• nice full colouring is gonna be more expensive... that’s just how it be on this hell of an earth

the variables I take into account for charging:

• how many waifus are depicted in the scene
• whether the waifus are sketchy, clean-looking, or coloured
• if the waifus are coloured, how complex the level of colouring is (whether it is shaded or has unusual lightning, that kind of thing)
• how detailed/hard to draw/lengthy to draw the waifus are

the medium for payment:

payment unfortunately can only be done realistically through PayPal cause I live in a third world shithole with a third world shithole bank account— transferring money directly to me is neither easy nor cheap. PayPal is the least contrived and least expensive way to go about it (and i still had to do some contrived endeavours to get the PayPal money to my bank account lol, but that’s been sorted now)

since i am in a third world shithole, PayPal will charge you an extra tax for sending me the money and, when I get the money, it will charge me another tax to put it in my account. Fortunately, my currency is garbage, so that second tax is not that expensive (converted to USD). When I give you the price I will add the taxes to it, and give you the whole number with tax included

what can I make sure you will deny drawing outright?

nice of you to ask my dear

this is the list of things I will absolutely say “no” to and you can’t change my mind

• political commentary content. I will happily draw your character but the moment you make me stick 35 pride flags and scream about fascism OR wear a MAGA hat and yell about those darn Mexicans, that will be a hard no and you can also suck my astral cock
• zoophilia. in the words of shigeru miyamoto: please do not do that
• minors in sexual situations. I have narratives about coming of age that include implied scenarios of 16-17 y/o teenagers doing exploration inherent of the transition to adulthood but doing this for someone else is somewhere between risqué/creepy to outright illegal/against ToS. so I’m not riskin it man, not even for money
• vorarephilia. No (see below-er)
• vomit. Also no (see below)
• human discharge pictures (pictures with piss and shit involved), pictures showing excessive, detailed drool/snot, fetishes related to sweat/stink, fart stuff, burp stuff, inflation. This is merely because of autism, all of these things I find disgusting to a near traumatising degree, and I don’t think I could draw them without me fucking barfing or feeling like I’m in a torture chamber all the while. So, no
• toilet humor, for the same reason stated above
• fetishised and eroticised gore and violence. The reason I draw gore and disturbing themes is to get them out of my system, I don’t get off to them—they unsettle me deeply, and I don’t like painting them in a positive light
• hate speech in general, not only is that against TOS but it’s also like... why (this ALSO includes “kill all men” type of things btw)
• animal cruelty. Just no

the rest of things are too much in a grey zone for me to fully reject them and depend very heavily on contextual information so please ask. Generally though I love eroticism, fetish art is Hell for me 85% of the time unless it’s extremely vanilla shit like lingerie, so you can reasonably expect a negative a lot of the time. I’m not afraid of dark, brooding themes, but I also don’t endorse painting them as a good thing, so bear that in mind

ships i’m Mostly okay with unless you’re shipping someone with their dog or an adult and a child or some shit like that... the fuck is wrong with you human sibling get help lol

being mostly okay with ships also extends to erotic nsfw—but a huge parameter of my explicit art is it has to be tasteful, otherwise it will feel like torture don’t do that to me lol

i hate hard drugs to Hell and back so the furthest you can go substance-wise is probably weed or plant stuff like DMT/ceremonial drugs. Cos drug addiction is fucking destructive and terrifying and I hate it

If you come to me with a prompt that is not something I would be happy with posting and showing to the world you can bet 2 whole asses I will say no without a sliver of regret

Please send message for ware acquisition

thanks 👌

What do you draw with (3D object)

i use currently a Huion Kamvas GT-191 it is a good investment if you want to seriously do art but are too broke for a Wacom Cintiq (tm) (R)

before that acquisition I used a Wacom intuos pen and touch, nice and neat

what do you draw with (01000101 programs)

you might be shook to the very bone foundations of your flesh body but I draw a lot using ole rudimentary Microsoft Paint

when I feel like drawing with more than stone knives from a past era though I use Clip Studio Paint EX (legally acquired) and Adobe Photoshop CC (no comment) mostly.., sometimes I go to my newbie artist roots and employ Paint Tool SAI (also no comment)

please don’t be like me and use Krita or Medibang instead, as a fellow broke fucker, those are great and I only haven’t invested the cognitive energy to figure out their interfaces cause I am both lazy and an idiot

what do you draw with when you don’t have access to digital media

i have 850 sketchbooks with diverse degrees of filling some of which even have lines and stuff and many of which have mediocre cheap paper (but I use watercolour paper or thick, resistant paper for serious painting). I use mechanical pencils (2B graphite), those Japanese gel pens with kawaii decorations on the plastic (mostly black ink), and a wide array of markers, and if I feel especially classical painter, I use Winsor & Newton Designers Gouache and a travel set of Winsor & Newton watercolours (in pan presentation, not tube) that has lasted for 600 years, paints smooth as butter and is very portable for on-the-go shitposting 💖

dont be like me, using cheap paper and gel pens is seriously teetering on a dangerous line

could you draw my

not if you won’t pay me for it

art trade

not if we’re not friends and I don’t like your art

commission?

lets be real no one EVER asks for this but if you really do want to pay me for my art you can just message me or something and we can arrange payment is done through PayPal and your commish will be done in digital only cause of practicality

did you go through art school

yes but I never finished cause autism. 2 failed attempts and attempt number 3 upcoming

(drawing) offends my personal values/is problematic because (reason)/is terribly offensive because (reason) and you should stop

i don’t care / no

your art sucks because (reason)/you suck because (reason)

yeah I know/whatever

blah blah vaccines autism

no. Vaccinate your fucking kids

And you just gotta finally become a member of that one community you used to watch shitposts in and play games at in like 2008

this is the obligatory pretentious intro post, feel free to ignore before the Images begin

im a 21 year old female artist from Colombia, South America. It sucks don’t come here

I have asperger’s syndrome/autistic spectrum disorder but don’t fret I don’t draw crossovers between sonic and thomas the tank engine—however it does imply that my art has unsettling and strange themes, images and aesthetics sometimes (they’re not really like that to me but ive gotten hilariously polarised reactions on it) so please if you find consuming my content feels to you like eating a tub of ice cream would feel for a lactose intolerant human, refrain consumption and head in another direction for im not gonna draw in any other way to please any internet rando so let’s just not talk to each other and keep mutual peace of mind

let all circles of hell ignite with sin